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MySpace etiquette.

Let's put this under discussion.

Now I'm pretty sure everyone with a computer has a MySpace account, and if you say you don't, you are definitely THAT motherfucker with dozens of videos, quiz results, and glitter bullshit all over your profile that crash and burn 85% of computers in America. Believe me, I have found you, even though you don't register under your real names.

With any website, there should be some etiquette and class that should follow with the conduct of this site. I will explain said rules as follows.

1. Stop with the multiple videos, quiz results, Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat backgrounds, and flash animation. It is ANNOYING. That shit KILLS my computer, and then things just go downhill from there.

2. If you add me as a friend, send me a message. Show me some love or something. Ask how my day is, ask me what I like to do in my spare time, SOMETHING. Open up the doors of communication. Kickstart something.

3. On the topic of messages, if you read it, RESPOND to it. To read a message without a response is JUST as bad as not responding to a text message. And I know when you read my message, too. That shit is rude, man. You took the time to read, take the time to respond, even if it's saying you're not interested.

4. Oh...I'm still talking about messages. I'll show you a diagram for this next one.

Robert: Hey man! What's up with you today?

Goofus: nuthin

Gallant: Nothing much here. Sitting around. What are you doing tonight?

If you decide to be polite and reply, retort with another question. Let's keep the conversation moving, homeboy. Nothing agitates me more than trying to beat a dead horse in terms of conversation. I mean, I'm pretty extroverted, but I can't run this alone. It takes two to talk.

5. Gay boys. Stop putting people THAT YOU DON'T KNOW on your Top 8 because their picture is shirtless. That's just slutty.

6. Playgirl shoots. Negro please. No need to reaffirm to me that you don't eat, and have to resort to buying women's jeans. I do not need the reminder, nor the sickening image.

That's all I got for now. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD.

I mean...while we're on the subject, right?


( 3 comments — Leave a comment )
Sep. 23rd, 2006 03:58 pm (UTC)
I agree 100%. Add me on here now!
Sep. 23rd, 2006 07:17 pm (UTC)
hahaha, so damn true.

add me on myspace.com/morenabeauty =)
& it's okay, yuou don't have to send
me a message but a comment is always
greatly appreciated!
Oct. 4th, 2006 03:43 am (UTC)
i miss you like the desert misses the rain. call me.
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